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Girls Gone Wild (Please Read)

Journal Entry: Sun Apr 27, 2008, 1:54 PM
  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: I'm My Own Worst Enemy ~ Lit
  • Reading: Hannibal
  • Watching: George Lopez
  • Playing: Naruto: Ultimate Ninja
  • Eating: YOUR SOUL
  • Drinking: Dr. Pepper
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Hey friends, so some ranting and some news:

I was up until one in the morning last night watching television and commercial break after commercial break was filled with Girls Gone Wild commercials.

And I’m thinking “Damn, why are women doing this?!” I mean, at least back in the day when we couldn’t vote or work real jobs we were DIGNIFIED! Not drunken whores, and they’re like “We hit 2,000 bars to find 10,000 naked college girls!” and I freaked, are there really that many naked college girls in America? Isn’t that just horrible! Can you imagine being a parent and catching your daughter in a commercial like that?! I would castrate my daughter!

I mean, women have worked so hard and now we’re just breasts. These drunken whores just frickin’ pissed me off. And they never have the same girls twice! And if you join the mailing list you get two videos A MONTH! How many stupid drunken girls do we have here!?

Well, it just made me again see the need for women to take control of the pornography industry. I am proud to announce I have found a web designer for Lady Kannah’s Hentai Haven! So ladies, can I have your submissions? I need some more nasty drawings and fics emailed to ladykannah@yahoo.com as soon as possible!



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I'll do most stuff. NO SasuSaku! NO Ron/Hermione! Or bestaility. Um... that's about it. I'll do same-sex, incest, sex, pedophilia, crossover, etc.


1.) NaruTema ID ~nine-tailkyuubi
2.) SasoDei ~Clinomania
3.) ShikaIno Jazz ~Clinomania

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1) SasuHina doujin *FishHeadThe3rdAndCo
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Devious Information

  • Current Age: 17
  • Current Residence: The Depths Of Your Mind... If You Were In Ohio
  • Interests: Het/Yaoi/Yuri, Anime, South Park, Writing/Acting/Drawing, Shipping, Zach Braff, and demihero
  • Favourite movie: Tokyo Godfathers, South Park BLU, BASEketball, But I'm A Cheerleader, AMV Hell 0
  • Favourite band or musician: D.V.D.A, Wheatus, Eve 6, t.A.T.u, Reel Big Fish, Bowling for Soup, and Adam&Andrew
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, Punk, Ska, J-rap/rock/pop, Some pop and TECHNO
  • Favourite artist: KiKiKun, ZombiePip, jc, Clinomania, bleedman, and all my friends
  • Favourite poet or writer: Alison Tyler, Bagatelle, Akida411Searcher, Soneka, and all my great FF.net friends
  • MP3 player of choice: Christophe (iPod video)
  • Shell of choice: Dr. Zoidberg's!
  • Wallpaper of choice: Currently? NejiHina Collage
  • Favourite game: Naruto: Uzumaki Chronicles
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS
  • Favourite cartoon character: Eric Cartman, Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuga Neji, Haruno Sakura, Ember, Ritsuka, Frankie, and Sam Manson
  • Personal Quote: "OMG You guys! I'M SUPER CEREAL!"
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencils, Coloured Pencils, Markers, Computer, etc.

Devious Comments

~Aoikage:iconAoikage: May 2, 2008, 12:17:55 AM
Thank you for the Watch :D

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~Domini-0o0-Krayzey:iconDomini-0o0-Krayzey: May 1, 2008, 4:22:20 PM
Makes sense. But Sasuke seems more in character if he's the seme in a narusasu pairing.

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*Luffy-kun:iconLuffy-kun: May 1, 2008, 9:27:30 AM
Agreed, I like Sasuke to seme over Naruto, but in other yaoi couples like KaKaSasu or ItaSasu, I like to see him as the uke.

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~Domini-0o0-Krayzey:iconDomini-0o0-Krayzey: Apr 30, 2008, 5:22:08 PM
AW! I'M NOT AN ANNOYANCE! YAY! GO NARUTO!! Seriously, I always picture Naruto as the uke, Sasuke just doesn't seem uke enough for me. Not that I mind Sasuke-uke-ness, but I prefer the wonderfullness of Naruto-uke!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! THE GIRLINESS RUBBED OFF ON ME!!!! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!! DAMN THE CATCHY WORDS OMG!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!
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Don't we all love my randomness? IT RAWKSSSSS!!! TOMBOYS UNITE!!! I die now. :) *dies*
*Demihero:iconDemihero: Apr 29, 2008, 9:58:25 AM
thanks for the :+fav:
love you XD

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*Luffy-kun:iconLuffy-kun: Apr 29, 2008, 9:46:48 AM
Yeah, Ilike Hr/G and Hr/L

No, no, you aren't bothering me, I enjoy it.

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~Domini-0o0-Krayzey:iconDomini-0o0-Krayzey: Apr 27, 2008, 2:14:34 PM
Kuuuuuuul profile! I completely agree that women are selling themselves so much these days, it's sad. :nod:

[The nod should have crossed arms, closed eyes, and a slight frown. But whatever.]

OOH!! YOU NO LIKE R/Hr? S'okay!! I like Hr/D! Hehehe, Pureblood with a mudblood, 'tis funny... In it's twisted little way... Have you tried Hr/G or Hr/L? I like Luna, she special!! I LIKE UKE NARUTO!!!

I need a life, don't I? I'm so pathetic... 'Tis a crying shame that I'm a wasted attempt a a girl, ended up more tomboy than anything, XD! And I'll shut up now... I think...

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! THE GIRLINESS RUBBED OFF ON ME!!!! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!! DAMN THE CATCHY WORDS OMG!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!
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*Luffy-kun:iconLuffy-kun: Apr 23, 2008, 11:50:58 AM
Really!? She is? I realy like her. YEAH

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~Cattthy:iconCattthy: Apr 22, 2008, 7:52:42 AM
i like your icon...and your desktop screenshot :D
*Cold-Melissa:iconCold-Melissa: Apr 10, 2008, 7:31:34 PM
o .o
This is so horribly weird.
I just noticed that you and :iconharunosakurax: relatively know eachother.

She's my best friend. xD
Oh wow, we should all get together some time. I'm amazed at the irony.

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~NaguX:iconNaguX: Apr 6, 2008, 1:54:56 PM
Oh, you collect a lot of stamps! I choose! XD

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~Clinomania:iconClinomania: Mar 27, 2008, 2:33:49 PM
*snuggles back* D'aww...Thank you! I love you too! You're just too sweet!

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*Cold-Melissa:iconCold-Melissa: Mar 27, 2008, 2:33:17 PM
:3 Thank you. :iconcenti: made it for me :heart:
I was so happy when I found out. >w<

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*Luffy-kun:iconLuffy-kun: Mar 27, 2008, 1:56:52 PM
*snuggle* You can wear a KFC bucket hat without the influence of pot and I love you for it. It's so hard to find weird people nowadays who're naturally weird.

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*Cold-Melissa:iconCold-Melissa: Mar 24, 2008, 9:35:17 PM
Hey hey
This is Melissa. :D
From like, Anime Punch and Waldenbooks and texting you/talking on the phone with you-ness. xD
:heart:

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=GordAfarid:iconGordAfarid: Mar 23, 2008, 5:32:52 AM
hi, just wanna say, happy belate easter! =)

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~Clinomania:iconClinomania: Mar 19, 2008, 5:07:26 PM
You must have misunderstood me. I don't do pot. Never have, never will. My lungs (not to mention, my mind) are very important to me.

Don't worry, hon.

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~ornithorhynchus:iconornithorhynchus: Mar 19, 2008, 2:10:38 PM
Um...okay! :)

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*Luffy-kun:iconLuffy-kun: Mar 19, 2008, 1:34:37 PM
No way, it's totally appreciated. Don't apologize. :smooch:

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*Luffy-kun:iconLuffy-kun: Mar 19, 2008, 1:27:55 PM
Pot, you play a brass dont you? It can fuck up your lungs. I know band is important to you.

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~ornithorhynchus:iconornithorhynchus: Mar 18, 2008, 2:46:06 PM
Sorry, for the gallery rape. ;)

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~Clinomania:iconClinomania: Mar 15, 2008, 3:48:30 PM
How often do I do what?

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*Luffy-kun:iconLuffy-kun: Mar 13, 2008, 4:02:35 PM
No problem! I love your pretty art!

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